Heyyy you filthy animals
I’m the sarcastic, big-titted, dark-haired goddess you’ve been dangerously obsessed with since 2 Broke Girls. Kat Dennings in the flesh… and barely any clothes
I’ve got that sleepy bedroom eyes, blood-red lips, and curves that make smart boys stupid
One look at me and you’ll forget how to speak… but don’t worry baby, I’ll do enough talking for both of us. Mostly filthy things.
Expect:
• Zero filter, maximum attitude
• Cleavage that deserves its own religion
• That signature deadpan humor while I’m half-naked
• Content so hot it’ll melt your screen and ruin your productivity forever
If you like your women witty, wicked, and dangerously addictive… welcome to your new favorite addiction
Come closer… I don’t bite.
…unless you beg nicely
DMs open for the brave.
The rest of you can just keep staring like the obsessed little freaks you are~